The dangers of the internet

The internet allows any idiot teenager in any wood-panneled basement in America with access to a digital movie camera to film himself and his two friends dancing around in g-strings, performing a choreographed act to the Village People's 'YMCA'.

He and his two *cough cough* 'not gay' *cough cough* friends.

What I want to know is how these kids will explain this to their parents if they somehow find it. And what they'll think when years down the road, they rediscover this little nugget of teenage stupidity.

I also want to know how long it is before one of them gets offered a Bel-Ami contract.